chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “’We need to call Dr. House in on this one!’ Still isn’t funny.”]
Yes, I know they don’t know what’s exactly wrong with me. Yes, I know the premise of the popular TV drama House. No, it isn’t funny to compare me to it. See, because at the end of their hour, they always have an answer. I don’t. But thanks for playing.

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “’We need to call Dr. House in on this one!’ Still isn’t funny.”]

Yes, I know they don’t know what’s exactly wrong with me. Yes, I know the premise of the popular TV drama House. No, it isn’t funny to compare me to it.
See, because at the end of their hour, they always have an answer. I don’t. But thanks for playing.

fyeahartstudentowl:

via Ben
fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [writing essay on Chaucer] ” Bottom text: “ [everything is an innuendo] ”]

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [writing essay on Chaucer] ” Bottom text: “ [everything is an innuendo] ”]

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “That awkward moment you don’t realize how much pain you’re in Until you get into a comfortable position. “

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “That awkward moment you don’t realize how much pain you’re in Until you get into a comfortable position.

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: “clean your room on a Friday so that you can spend the weekend recovering”]

hahah this one’s mine!

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: “clean your room on a Friday so that you can spend the weekend recovering”]

hahah this one’s mine!

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE IN LOVE? (Fanfic Flamingo) ALL THE FANFICTIONS MAKE SENSE]

 I sense a Castle reference

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE IN LOVE? (Fanfic Flamingo) ALL THE FANFICTIONS MAKE SENSE]

I sense a Castle reference
fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [READING BOOK] ” Bottom text: “ [GET DISTRACTED BY LETTER FORMS] ”]

So I was peer editing some essays today and I kept getting distracted by the letter forms of Times New Roman. Particularly the “t”. The things typography has done to me, now whenever I read a book it’s just me sitting and wondering, “I wonder what font that this? It’s not Baskerville ─ it might be Garamond. Oh lordy it is not Times New Roman; that lowercase “a” screams Garamond.” This was happening as I was reading Middlesex and my lord did it bother me. The art world meets the English world ─ a horrible affair.

The bottom meme is the Art Student Owl.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [READING BOOK] ” Bottom text: “ [GET DISTRACTED BY LETTER FORMS] ”]

So I was peer editing some essays today and I kept getting distracted by the letter forms of Times New Roman. Particularly the “t”. The things typography has done to me, now whenever I read a book it’s just me sitting and wondering, “I wonder what font that this? It’s not Baskerville ─ it might be Garamond. Oh lordy it is not Times New Roman; that lowercase “a” screams Garamond.” This was happening as I was reading Middlesex and my lord did it bother me. The art world meets the English world ─ a horrible affair.

The bottom meme is the Art Student Owl.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Mumford and Sons” Bottom text: “Literary boner.”]

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Mumford and Sons” Bottom text: “Literary boner.”]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[SUBSCRIBED FIC HAS AN UPDATE (Fanfic Flamingo) READS SLOWLY AND PAUSING TO MAKE THE MOMENT LAST]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[SUBSCRIBED FIC HAS AN UPDATE (Fanfic Flamingo) READS SLOWLY AND PAUSING TO MAKE THE MOMENT LAST]

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: “Not healthy enough to work, not ill enough to receive benefits”]

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: “Not healthy enough to work, not ill enough to receive benefits”]

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: “Have you tried… Yep”]

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: “Have you tried… Yep”]